Case registry · FGO complaints division

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Complaints filed.

A centralized record of Caleb-related incidents, operational disruptions, hygiene emergencies, and other preventable developments.

4Complaints on record
1Hygiene emergency
0Lessons learned

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FGO-0001

Chronic childishness

Advanced levels of childish behavior were observed while everyone else was attempting to have a normal time.

High
FGO-0002

Fun disruption

An otherwise fun experience experienced preventable operational turbulence.

High
FGO-0003

Crimes against hygiene

Conditions indicate an urgent need for soap, deodorant, shampoo, and related resources.

Catastrophic-ish
FGO-0004

General Caleb nonsense

You know what you did. The committee will not be taking questions.

Moderate